5th May 2009
Tuesday

I have read a storybook; the title of the book is Artemis Fowl. The author of the book is Eoin Colfer. The story is about. Now that you have reviewed the case file, you must realize what a dangerous creature this Fowl is. There is a tendency to romanticize Artemis. To attribute to him qualities that he does not possess. The fact that he used his wish to heal his mother is not a sign of affection. He did it simply because the Social Services were already investigating his case, and it was only a matter of time before he was put into care. He kept the existence of the People quiet only so that he could continue to exploit them over the years, which he did on several occasions. His one mistake was leaving Captain Short alive. Holly became the LEP’s foremost expert in the Artemis Fowl ceses, and was invaluable in the fight against the People’s most feared enemy. This fight was to continue across several decades. Ironically the greatest triumph for both protagonists was the time they were forced to cooperate during the goblin insurgence. But that’s another story.

Report compiled by: Doctor J. Argon, B. Psych, for the LEP Academy Files.
Details are 94 percent accurate, 6percent unavoidable extrapolation.